This is a page stuffed with juicy quotes. Most of them originate from members within our community, but some could be stolen or misquoted.

"...they were forced to wax this lady's hairy balls."

Mason, 2019-07-24

dave is a walkign worlwind of charisma and weakness

al twinky, 2017-02-18

Dave is like a mop: a thin stick with long hair

stere0123, 2016-12-14

yeah no that dildo's just inefficient

rain22, 2016-01-24

Greatness isn't measured in age.
Greatness isn't measured in time.
Greatness isn't measured in distance.
Greatness is measured in axles.

rain22, 2015-09-27

the best type of answer is the one you cant legally say

Daniel Wood, 2014-10-12

Hey hex you're like an intersection..wanna four way?

rain22, 2014-09-30

Bondage? I LOVE BONDAGE!

Daniel Wood, 2014-03-20

No, I don't wanna play with Al, I always play with Al, Al's a dick!.

rain22, 2013-08-08

stere: can i put "SUPER LESBIAN HEX PROSTITUTE ADVENTURE SIMULATOR 2013 EXTENDED EDITION" on the quote wall?
rain22: that isn't a quote
stere: it is now!

rain22 & stere0123, 2013-07-09

If you build it, they will touch themselves.

al twinky, 2013-06-12

Twinky: Who is Orwell?
NCN: Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Twinky: Don't give me a year!

al twinky & NoCreativeNames, 2013-06-10

Wait, I'm confused....Fuckit, I'm out.

dragonKhon, 2013-06-07

[doing math]
What the fuck is this, illumanati times 2?

Jeroen, 2013-06-06

There is a bunch of dogs humping each other. This is pretty cool.

al twinky, 2013-05-25

I'm getting pissed on by a magical pony of experience!

rain22, 2013-05-04

NCN: You dont need to read it in context to see it.
Twinky: Yes, yes you do. This... this is chicken soup.

al twinky & NoCreativeNames, 2013-03-12

Likely read because if you say read it can be read as read or read but if you say read it can only mean read.

NoCreativeNames, 2013-02-24

You can have a climax in a one man race.

al twinky, 2013-02-24

Are you trying to fuck me to the 12th power?

Alberto, 2013-02-20

I won't do it again, except this time, because I am an independant gay fish and I do what I want.

al twinky, 2013-02-14

Why are you getting into contact, why aren't you a pacifish?

Brandon, 2014

...explosive lesbians pounding eachother with guitars...

Daniel Wood

*whap whap* That was me masturbating in your honor.

al twinky

And what the fuck is a rock?

NoCreativeNames

Fuck you lapis! Suck my dick. Fucking fake-ass diamond.

rain22

HA HA! Look at me, bangin' your mom.

al twinky

I like thoes escape boats, too bad theres no way to get to them.

rain22

I was diggen, and I broke some rock. I saw some Saitin... I put the rock back.

rain22

No, give me that Star of David, you're not supposed to be Jewish.

Brandon

Platypusses are just mad weird, why were they, like, built.

Brandon

So i was in bed, looking up at the stars, and i though to my self... where the FUCK is my CEILING?!

NoCreativeNames (*source contested)

that was an annoying unfunny thing to do and it increases my distaste for you

SuitCase

Twinky: Wafflebaby - What the fuck!?
NCN: [laughing and wheezing to death]
Twinky: Nobody needs to ever call me that!

al twinky & NoCreativeNames

Was San Andreas made in Garry's Mod?

al twinky
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