"...they were forced to wax this lady's hairy balls."

dave is a walkign worlwind of charisma and weakness

Dave is like a mop: a thin stick with long hair

yeah no that dildo's just inefficient

Greatness isn't measured in age.
Greatness isn't measured in time.
Greatness isn't measured in distance.
Greatness is measured in axles.

the best type of answer is the one you cant legally say

Hey hex you're like an intersection..wanna four way?

Bondage? I LOVE BONDAGE!

No, I don't wanna play with Al, I always play with Al, Al's a dick!.

stere: can i put "SUPER LESBIAN HEX PROSTITUTE ADVENTURE SIMULATOR 2013 EXTENDED EDITION" on the quote wall?
rain22: that isn't a quote
stere: it is now!

If you build it, they will touch themselves.

Twinky: Who is Orwell?
NCN: Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Twinky: Don't give me a year!

Wait, I'm confused....Fuckit, I'm out.

[doing math]
What the fuck is this, illumanati times 2?

There is a bunch of dogs humping each other. This is pretty cool.

I'm getting pissed on by a magical pony of experience!

NCN: You dont need to read it in context to see it.
Twinky: Yes, yes you do. This... this is chicken soup.

Likely read because if you say read it can be read as read or read but if you say read it can only mean read.

You can have a climax in a one man race.

Are you trying to fuck me to the 12th power?

I won't do it again, except this time, because I am an independant gay fish and I do what I want.

Why are you getting into contact, why aren't you a pacifish?

...explosive lesbians pounding eachother with guitars...

*whap whap* That was me masturbating in your honor.

And what the fuck is a rock?

Fuck you lapis! Suck my dick. Fucking fake-ass diamond.

HA HA! Look at me, bangin' your mom.

I like thoes escape boats, too bad theres no way to get to them.

I was diggen, and I broke some rock. I saw some Saitin... I put the rock back.

No, give me that Star of David, you're not supposed to be Jewish.

Platypusses are just mad weird, why were they, like, built.

So i was in bed, looking up at the stars, and i though to my self... where the FUCK is my CEILING?!

that was an annoying unfunny thing to do and it increases my distaste for you

Twinky: Wafflebaby - What the fuck!?
NCN: [laughing and wheezing to death]
Twinky: Nobody needs to ever call me that!

Was San Andreas made in Garry's Mod?