that was an annoying unfunny thing to do and it increases my distaste for you
*whap whap* That was me masturbating in your honor.
And what the fuck is a rock?
Platypusses are just mad weird, why were they, like, built.
No, give me that Star of David, you're not supposed to be Jewish.
...explosive lesbians pounding eachother with guitars...
Was San Andreas made in Garry's Mod?
I like thoes escape boats, too bad theres no way to get to them.
So i was in bed, looking up at the stars, and i though to my self... where the FUCK is my CEILING?!
I won't do it again, except this time, because I am an independant gay fish and I do what I want.
Are you trying to fuck me to the 12th power?
Likely read because if you say read it can be read as read or read but if you say read it can only mean read.
You can have a climax in a one man race.
NCN: You dont need to read it in context to see it.
Twinky: Yes, yes you do. This... this is chicken soup.
Twinky: Wafflebaby - What the fuck!?
NCN: [laughing and wheezing to death]
Twinky: Nobody needs to ever call me that!
I'm getting pissed on by a magical pony of experience!
There is a bunch of dogs humping each other. This is pretty cool.
What the fuck is this, illumanati times 2?
Wait, I'm confused....Fuckit, I'm out.
Twinky: Who is Orwell?
NCN: Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Twinky: Don't give me a year!
If you build it, they will touch themselves.
I was diggen, and I broke some rock. I saw some Saitin... I put the rock back.
HA HA! Look at me, bangin' your mom.
Fuck you lapis! Suck my dick. Fucking fake-ass diamond.
stere: can i put "SUPER LESBIAN HEX PROSTITUTE ADVENTURE SIMULATOR 2013 EXTENDED EDITION" on the quote wall?
rain22: that isn't a quote
stere: it is now!
No, I don't wanna play with Al, I always play with Al, Al's a dick!.
Bondage? I LOVE BONDAGE!
yeah no that dildo's just inefficient
Why are you getting into contact, why aren't you a pacifish?
Hey hex you're like an intersection..wanna four way?
the best type of answer is the one you cant legally say
Greatness isn't measured in age.
Greatness isn't measured in time.
Greatness isn't measured in distance.
Greatness is measured in axles.
Dave is like a mop: a thin stick with long hair
dave is a walkign worlwind of charisma and weakness